Adaptation through Idiosyncratic Creation

I’ve started it..

Yessiiree, this is something beyond the confines of the rape this is my life but I feel it must be done that the majority of those around me will stop sounding gibberish..

Like the 13th warrior at the fire with those Norse giants, I’ve developed such a method to translate said gibberish.. I’m going to teach myself ADD and possibly ADHD..

That’s right..

Think about it?

What better way to adapt to the younger generation than one who’s mastered Attention Deficit Disorder through sheer will power and discipline like some Jedi??

I’ll be revered..

My first attempt will be without the advent of video games, cell phones, the television etc., which make it even more of a challenge. Maybe even impossible..

I know I can do this..

I’ve set out my itinerary - please feel free to comment so that I may better adapt my research for streamlined chances of success..

Activities to derive effects of ADD (and secondarily ADHD):

1.) watch ants
2.) stand on head
3.) while lying on back attempt to keep sheet of tinfoil off face by blowing
4.) Walk backwards everywhere I go
5.) Speak only in adjectives
6.) Eat without hands
7.) Master the Ellipses' (in writing and speech)

There's more I just have to think about it for a time..