Thursday, August 10, 2023

 Baboon Eyes..



This little greedy sonuvvabitch is the newest addition to the shag palace. 
His favorite thing to do is plunder all of Earl Long-Tail's food. He eats like a hog from a trough; and with his eating comes the sloppiest wet, curdled, dumb, terra-cotta viscous mess than any other feline ever ate, his little yellow-belly with its vicissitude markings of onyx hue writhing as he eats.. EATS.. his buttery eyes soothe any other... 

"Hey, I just got done lickin my crotch.. what stair should I scratch with my grimy claws today? where's the nearest food dish?" 

This guy, in human years, is the approximate age of 10, a prepubescent furry little circus clown whose pelt is massaged every chance; living with the man of the hour, the gentleman JJET, who, in human years, is 105, a cranky old man who.. needs.. to.. be.. fed.. NOW!! Both share similar traits as their eating habits fluctuate yet still appear to intertwine... they hibernate most of the day, waking up at absurd hours which no human seems to perceive as well for the insomniac mammal mind, and while they both wake up with a long yawn, Gar Gar above seems to yawn faster. The corners of his miniscule, sepia piehole, table-scrap gob seem to contract at a quicker, more concise ratio, almost like a disease spreading and suffocating the cheeks, such as miosis but existing on the adorable dimples of the eukaryote.. his mucilaginous teeth chomping on the blind Trismegistus tailbone, a disgusting scrap occurs.. 

Here lies a blockhead, case in point, ole' blockhead. a survivor, a pugile acrobat who twists through the gossamery, nebulous dimensional textile of time; at least, lurking omnipresent amongst the frills of what us homo sapiens have named "time"... 

He looks out the window, longing to frolick in the blades of gentle grass, and thinks to himself.. who knows honestly? His brain is very small. 

Edgar told me the other day, "people think I have a small brain cuz I look out the window all day, but I see vistas of the unreal, I see things puny humans could never see, I can pick out lightning bugs pissing on retirees, a dog's butthole squeezing out a turd with just a tinge of orange/scarlet turmeric poison, skidmarking the sidewalk. The bipedal watersack of his endomorph owner does not pick it up. Moseying along to and fro whilst gazing into the digital strata of reality which is its phone is the only important thing to it, I have guessed. "

He ventured off to attack Jesus Earl again. I did not stop him or bother him anymore, just pondered (as he undoubtedly perambulated around the condo looking for the other skinny inhabitant  of the palace, as I had mentioned before he would  regularly ambush) about something he had said earlier. He said, "Nothing's impossible. If everything was impossible, how could I be talking to you today?" He did not have time to expostulate, just left me to think about all of it.. and by all of it I mean I will include his omnipresence, the E.A.S.T.E.R. deity to which he is also referred..  

Alas, more to come later. This was just an introduction.. 









Saturday, January 08, 2011

Dat is noot mai dok..

I've been quietly searching for and escape hatch lately.. I've come to realize that there are certain things that comprise the life one leads and being a slave to a job ain't one of them.. I mean it's inevitable, having to work an all.. We couldn't take Leary and Wilson and Kesey and all the other merry pranksters at their words and even attempt a new way of interacting with this world we've created.. Nah. We just kept feeding the beast; marveling at how much we could fit into that great maw.. So much production for such worthless assets.. Unless you're rich, of course.. Then you realize, with a bit a occult flavoring and a dash of black magick, how precious the energy is.. It's expansion pancakes out underneath all this glitz like mercury on a solid surface..

But I always digress..

This here isn't about my fervent need to have a new scent toward a new corporate ass to follow so that I can survive in the glut..



I guess a lot at how one need only realize the illusory nature of reality and how, in today's society, it's served up like a ladle of lukewarm stew in some classic depiction of a prison mess hall.. Odd that the Military and Prisons have mess halls..Cafetoriums..

Then there's Gil..

Gil Lighthearstkenstein was plain sick of it... Why'd it have to be that his first name one syllable and his last one was 4? And why was Xavier always homing in on that aspect; that triviality.. It had nothing to do with anything! Gil often thought, sometimes angrily gesticulating toward some random tree or street 'Where does he get offfff. Fuck MAN!!' Sometimes a passerby would witness these angry outbursts and Gil got hauled off to the asylum again... He loved the county lock-up (people would actually talk to him there); hated the asylum.. Nothing but psychiatrists there always trying to see inside his head.. He'd managed the unbelievable feat of own-recognizance-release 3 times..

It was during the second of these holidays that Gil made his acquaintance with the greatest ego of all time: Drew Karpyshyn. It was at a pre-screening of the video of Bulletboys' epic love song "Smooth Up In Ya." Gil, whose physiognomy has drawn comparisons to The Incredible Mr. Limpet (the animated fish, not the live-action/flesh and blood Don Knotts) and Beaker from The Muppets, was having his typical luck with the ladies - that is to say, none, save the advances of an elderly outpatient he had chosen to bring with him because she still had a supply of Halcyon from her recent stint at the asylum....

Drew came out of nowhere walking very fast, not running, which as pained and neurologically unstable as Gil claimed to be, still struck him as sorta odd in this setting - Bar/theatre in the lower downtown district.. That dilapidated part of the city where only the down-and-out and wanna-be hep kats hang.. So, you'd think, when Drew collided with Gil, that he'd of seen Gil with his ladies get-up (cross between a zoot suit and the look of Ernest Borgninie in Escape from New York) much less been able to collide with anyone, walking.. But Drew was walking with a fucking purpose!!

Gil, gathering himself from a potential heap on the floor 'What the fuck guy?! What-WHAT!! Damn. it's okay honey', turning to his elderly side-kick and throwing pills into her mouth, then turning angrily back on Drew 'You, couldn't see me?!?!!' holding his arms all akimbo motioning to his digs.

Drew, sounding a bit mad and as if he just came from the asylum himself, babbled 'Drew Karpyshyn-Drew-Dr.. Karpaaaahhhhiinn!! Not My NAME-itismydamnname!!..slightly whimsical, happenstance, haphazardly.. I must get away from here.. I must not let the adjectives find me - FIND ME!! Damn Blog is ravenous, his blog!! THAT FEVERISH BOIL OF A MAN!!' 

Drew leapt like a retarded tiger to his feet now shouting 'THERE IS NO PEACE! THERE IS ONLY PASSION!!!' and re-engaged in his hurried, though now, clearly, injured gait.. As he quickly walked away he could be heard hissing 'I'll never oblige another blogger with my prose!! Down with all Blogging Jedi!!!'

Gil watched him trail off in zig-zag now and not seemingly as determined as before, knowing in his thorax that this plump-wild-eyed boar of a man would be back in his life soon.. Very soon.. 

Friday, January 07, 2011

Fookin-Grant-Morrison

Thyroids, *sigh*

Strange Love: 'Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?'
The EPA today has finally acted (however little) on fluoride levels in the US Water..

Weeeee..

1. I heard fluoride is a poison. Is this true?

Yes. Fluoride is an acute toxin with a rating higher than that of lead.

According to "Clinical Toxicology of Commercial products," 5th Edition, 1984, lead is given a toxicity rating of 3 to 4, and Fluoride is rated at 4 (3 = moderately toxic, 4 = very toxic). On December 7, 1992, the new EPA Maximum Contaminant Level (MCL) for lead was set at 0.015 ppm, with a goal of 0.0ppm. The MCL for fluoride is currently set for 4.0 ppm - that's over 250 times the permissible level of lead.

Fluoride used in water fluoridation is also a toxic waste product -- which means it contains other heavy metals. It is the most bone seeking element known to mankind. The US Public Health Service has stated that fluoride makes the bones more brittle and dental enamel more porous.

          
2. How much fluoride am I taking in?

Current total intake is now estimated to be between 5 and 7 mg/day in "optimally fluoridated" areas. Current fluoride intake is equally divided between drinking water (in fluoridated areas), food, other beverages, and dental products, meaning that even if you don't live in a fluoridated area, fluoride is endangering your health. Average fluoride content in juices is 0.02 to 2.80 parts per million, in part because of variations in fluoride concentrations of water used in production.        

Children's ingestion of fluoride from juices and juice-flavored beverages can be substantial and a crucial factor in developing fluorosis. Grape juice has been found to contain up to 6.8 mg/L of fluoride, a can of chicken soup up to 4 mg of fluoride.  

Fluoride can be found in water, toothpaste, mouthwash, Dentist's treatment, fluoride pills, juice, soft drinks, canned food, commercial fruit and vegetables, Teflon and Tefal coated items (such as frying pans), etc. (Note: No "optimal" fluoride intake has ever been scientifically documented.)

          
3.How much is too much?

As little as 0.04 mg/kg of body weight per day has been proven to cause adverse health effects. Retention of 2 mg a day will produce crippling skeletal fluorosis in one's lifetime.

          
4.Does fluoride accumulate in the body?

Yes. Approximately half of each day's fluoride intake will be retained. This is what makes it so dangerous. "The dose makes the poison." All sides agree to the fact that healthy kidneys can eliminate only about 50% of daily fluoride intake. The rest gets stored in calcified tissues, like bones and teeth.

The National Academy Of Sciences (NAS) stated in 1977 that, for the average individual, a retention of 2 mg/day would result in crippling skeletal fluorosis after 40 years. Considering the above mentioned intake level, it is likely that skeletal fluorosis already affects many millions of people in the United States.

Children, the elderly and any person with impaired kidney function (which includes many AIDS patients), are in the high risk group for fluoride poisoning and must be warned to monitor their fluoride intake. Also at high risk are people with immunodeficiencies, diabetes and heart ailments, as well as anyone with calcium, magnesium and Vitamin C deficiencies. (At the level of 0.4 ppm renal (kidney) impairment has been shown.) (Junco, L.I. et al, "Renal Failure and Fluorosis", Fluorine & Dental Health, JAMA 222:783 - 785, 1972)

          
5. How does fluoride get into the water?

Most often as a byproduct from the fertilizer, aluminum and other industries, who manage to sell this toxic waste to municipalities nationwide for human consumption -- incredible, but a fact.

          
6. What about my toothpaste?

Studies show that adults can absorb up to 0.5 mg per "TV ribbon" brushing. Small children, even if pea-size amount is used, will still absorb the same, more if the child is younger and has less swallowing control skills. Half a tube of toothpaste can kill a child. Current content of sodium fluoride in toothpaste in Canada and the US is up to 0.4% = 4000 ppm (parts per million). Bubblegum-flavored dentifrice obviously is especially inviting for children. Since April 1997 all toothpaste in the US must carry a warning label, advising parents what to do if their child swallows more than the pea-size brushing amount. Wholesale containers carry the poison symbol of skull and crossbones.

          
7. What about the fluoride treatment at the dental office?

Fluoride treatments can contain between 10,000 to 20,000 ppm. There is no regulated dose requirement. There are cases known of children dying in the dentist's chair. (New York Times, Jan.20, 1979: "$750,000 Given in Child's Death in Fluoride Case" about a three year old child killed by fluoride treatment in the Dentist's office.)

          
8. How can my dentist say that it's good for my teeth?

By receiving limited training on the subject and being misinformed on purpose by the American Dental Association. Figures in ADA pamphlets contain an incredible amount of untruths, and outright fraudulent claims. If you check the references cited and numbers listed in your local libraries, you will undoubtedly come to the same conclusion. Some fluoridation endorsements are listed which prove fraudulent when checked.

Most dentists never bother to take the time to study both sides of the fluoride issue. Consider this statement by the ADA in 1979:
              *

                "Individual dentists must be convinced that they need not be familiar with scientific reports and field investigations on fluoridation to be effective participants and that non-participation is overt neglect of personal responsibility."
        

There are NO reliable studies, conducted under ethical research guidelines, which prove the benefits of fluoride supplementation. The FDA admits this! There are more than 500 peer-reviewed studies documenting the adverse effects. Furthermore, dentists make higher profits in fluoridated areas and through fluoride use. As a result of mottled enamel, many more restorative measures are necessary, such as braces, bridges, etc.
    

For the American and Canadian Dental Associations, this condition is a real money-maker, because cosmetic dentistry is far more lucrative than cavity repair. In addition, there is an abundance of evidence in the scientific literature indicating that fluoride causes a delay in the normal shedding of the "baby" teeth, and their replacement by permanent teeth. This delay has been shown to increase the number of children with malpositioned teeth. Again, braces are far more expensive than fillings.

(Note: In a 1972 report by the American Dental Association, it is stated that dentists make 17% more profit in fluoridated areas as opposed to non-fluoridated areas.) (Douglas et al., "Impact of water fluoridation on dental practices and dental manpower", Journal of the American Dental Association; 84:355-67, 1972)
    

In 1993 the National Academy of Sciences warned,

"dental fluorosis... might be more than a cosmetic defect if enough fluorotic enamel is fractured and lost to cause pain, adversely affect food choices, compromise chewing efficiency, and require complex dental treatment."

                
The International Academy of Oral Medicine and Toxicology has classified fluoride as an unapproved dental medicament due to its high toxicity.

The FDA considers fluoride an unapproved new drug for which there is no proof of safety or effectiveness. The FDA does not consider fluoride an essential nutrient.

Four major studies involving 480,000 children (US, 39,000; Japan, 22,000; India, 400,000; Tucson, 29,000) comparing fluoridated and non-fluoridated areas showed no significant difference in decay rates. Proven is that a higher intake of fluoride will actually cause MORE cavities, especially for children with low dietary calcium intake.

          
9. Is it true that fluoride can cause cancer?

Yes. In 1990 fluoride was found to be an equivocal carcinogen by the National Cancer Institute Toxicology Program. (Maurer, et. al., "Fluoride an equivocal carcinogen. J. National Cancer Institute 82, 1118-26, 1990) In 1992 further studies by the New Jersey Department of Health confirmed a 6.9 fold increase in bone cancer in young males. (Cohn, Perry D. Ph.D. "An Epidemiological Report on Drinking Water" Fluoridation and Osteosarcoma in Young Males, New Jersey Department of Health, Environmental Health Service, Trenton NJ November 8, 1992) In 1997 there were more than 80 references available, linking fluoride to cancer.

          
10.  Is it true that fluoride can increase hip fractures?

Yes. According to Dr. J. William Hirzy (vice-president of the NFFE LOCAL 2050, the union representing all scientists at the EPA, Washington, D.C.) there have been 5 epidemiological studies done since 1990, in three different countries, all showing a higher increase in hip fractures in fluoridated communities.

Some studies have indicated an 87% higher risk of hip fractures to the elderly in areas where water fluoridation was below 1.5 ppm.

          
11. Can fluoride cause Osteoporosis and Arthritis?

Yes, most definitely. On July 9, 1998 the Manchester Guardian reported news of fluoride poisoned water in Central India, from untested wells drilled in the 1980s, causing severe arthritic damage to tens of millions of people -- a national disaster. Fluoride is the most bone seeking element known to mankind. The US Public Health Service has stated that fluoride makes the bones more brittle and dental enamel more porous.

          
12. Does it cause brain damage?

Yes. Fluorides lower the intelligence capacity of humans, with children, again, especially susceptible to early fluoride toxicity. IQ levels were significantly lower than children not exposed to fluorides in all age groups listed. (According to Dr. Hirzy, 5 to 19 points lower!) (Li, X.S., Zhi, J.L., Gao, R.O., "Effects of Fluoride Exposure on the Intelligence of Children", Fluoride;28:182-189, 1995)

          
Further studies proving the neurotoxicity of fluoride in rats have also been conducted by Dr. Phyllis Mullinex and her co-workers. (Note: this also explains a recent University of South Florida study relating fluoride intake during pregnancy to the yearly 1% increase in learning disabilities found in children...)

Studies proving that fluorides transfer through the placenta are well known. (Meanwhile, Dr.Weil, Internet's Health Guru, advocates fluoride supplements for pregnant women in his book "8 Weeks To Optimum Health"...)

There are also several studies linking aluminum with fluoride, showing that the bioavailability of aluminum is increased in the presence of fluorides, causing aluminum in the brain to double in treated animals. According to an October 28, 1992 Wall Street Journal Article about a study conducted by Varnier JA, et al.:

"Rats fed the highest doses developed irregular mincing steps characteristic of senile animals.... Post mortem examination of the rat brains disclosed 'substantial cell loss in structures associated with dementia -- the neo-cortex and hippocampus'."

                
Note: Alzheimer's Disease, first diagnosed by Dr. Alois Alzheimer in 1907, is now the #4 killer for every person over 60 in the US. Every 2nd person over 70 will develop Alzheimer's.) Environmental fluoride is implicated in this.

          
13. How widespread is this problem?

The US Public Health Service estimates that 1 in 5 children have dental fluorosis. (By the way, all native reservations in the US have mandatory fluoridation, resulting in very high incidents of dental fluorosis in those areas.) Realistic figures are as high as 80% in some areas in the US and as high as 69% in Canada. Studies have been conducted directly linking bone tissue damage to children with dental fluorosis. Fluorosis is the first visible sign that destructive effects of fluoride are also occurring in bone, connective tissue, immune and enzyme functions.

          
14. If all this is true, how can fluoridation possibly be sanctioned by government?

In 1939 a dentist named H. Trendley Dean, DDS, examined water from 345 communities in Texas. Dr. Dean worked for the U.S Public Health Service (PHS). He determined that high concentrations of fluoride in the water corresponded to a high incidence in mottled teeth. To many dentists this provided an answer to the problem of mottled teeth they saw in some of their patients. Dr. Dean also unexpectedly found a lower incidence of dental cavities in some communities having about 1 ppm fluoride in the water supply. Among the native residents of these areas about ten percent developed the very mildest forms of mottled enamel, sometimes described as "beautiful white teeth".

          
However, Dean used a technique known as "selective use of data", using data from 21 cities while completely disregarding data from 272 other locations which show an almost complete lack of correlation when plotted. (J. Colquhoun; International Symposium on Fluoridation, Porte Alegre, Brazil, September 1988) Meanwhile, a number of court cases were being launched due to fluoride contamination, mainly by the aluminum industry. In addition the Manhattan Project, the secret atomic bomb project, was in a big race to build the world's first A-bomb. A pollution incident of great magnitude occurred at a factory in New Jersey (DuPont) producing millions of tons of fluoride for the project.

          
A major "negative PR" problem was emerging, threatening the Manhattan Project and the secrecy around it. In 1945, supposedly as a result of Dr. Dean's discovery, the PHS planned to conduct a 10-year study of fluoridation in two cities. Grand Rapids, Michigan was chosen as the city for artificial fluoridation and Muskegon, Michigan was the non-fluoridated city for comparison and cavity rates were to be compared. In 1950, after only five years into the project, due again to pressure exerted from the atomic bomb program, public health officials started to campaign for fluoridation.

          
The campaign was based on the fact that fluoridated Grand Rapids had shown some decrease in cavity rate. Meanwhile there was also a decrease in cavity rate shown in non-fluoridated Muskegon. However, Muskegon was dropped from the study for unknown reasons. After the project was completed, only the Grand Rapids result was released and a major PR campaign promoting fluoride use started.

          
15. How about the effects on the environment?

Many studies have been conducted examining the adverse effects of fluoride on the eco-system. In 1995, the Canadian EPA identified the now closed Brunswick Mining and Smelting Fertilizer Plant in Belledune, New Brunswick as having the largest discharge of fluoride to the aquatic environment in Canada. Toxicity to marine bacteria and impaired reproduction effects were demonstrated... Agriculture Canada (1976) found that 25 out of 36 cattle located on several Cornwall Island farms in the Saint Regis Quebec region displayed real or potential symptoms of chronic fluorosis.

          

A subsequent study of livestock in this region reported stiffness and inflamed leg joints, dental fluorosis, osteosclerosis, osteonecrosis and bone deformations. Many serious toxic and detrimental effects to plants and animal species have been documented, salmon populations in particluar being in the high risk category.

IT'S A TOXIC WASTE! Think about it - day after day, unprecedented quantities of fluoride are deliberately released into the environment, especially in fluoridated areas. Showers, toilet flushes, lawn sprinkling .. As a result of the original Manhattan Project logic, industries, now mainly the fertilizer and aluminum industries, have a perfect way to get rid of their hazardous waste material. It would cost up to $8,000 per truckload to dispose of this hazardous waste. At a rate of emissions into the air of 155,000 tons/year, in addition to an estimated 500,000 tons of emissions into lakes, ocean, rivers (not counting fluoridation) - this adds up to savings of $6 Billion dollars/year to industry!

          
16. What do I need to do? How can I protect myself?

If you live in an area with fluoridated water, drink distilled water. You can have it delivered or buy it at Supermarkets. You can also buy distilling or reverse osmosis systems for home use which is the only way for taking fluoride out of the water. Also, eliminate any Teflon of Tefal coated cooking-ware, for scratches in the surface will release PTFT, another toxic fluoride compound.
      

Avoid fruit juices canned or bottled in fluoridated areas. All non-organic grape products are especially high in fluoride content due to the number of fertilizer and pesticide applications. Wine can contain up to 3 ppm fluoride. Avoid using any toothpaste or mouth-rinse containing fluoride. There are many alternatives on the market. A recent store survey in Vancouver showed over 20 different brands.

In addition, lobbying is required to demand fluoride content labeling on commercial products. Steps to educate the public about this proven health risk and fluoride's toxic properties must be taken immediately and health advisories issued. Water fluoridation should cease immediately and steps should be taken to reduce fluoride in food, drink, and dental products. If you live in a fluoridated area, take action to stop the addition of fluoride into the water supply. Individuals ARE successful in educating legislators about the issue and have helped pass laws to stop the addition of fluoride into the water supply.


(Notably Darlene Sherrell, who not only discovered that the original Roholm/Hodge safety figures had been mis-calculated and then persisted with the help of Dr. Bob Carton and Senator Bob Graham in her efforts to get the National Research Council (NAS/NRC) to adopt the new figures - which had even been corrected by Hodge himself in 1979 - but also managed to change the law in Michigan, giving people the right to vote on fluoridation. Michigan was the first state in the US to repeal their mandatory fluoridation law. Darlene's contact info is below.)

Web pages have been set up documenting all the above information, enabling you to conduct your own research into this matter. All information is verifiable. For more info with study/research links to studies, abstracts, charts and fraud papers, please go to either web site listed below.



Dental Fluorosis Prevention Program
Darlene Sherrell
793 South Lacey Road
Charlotte, Michigan 48813 USA
(517) 541-9624
sherrell@inter-view.net
http //www.ia4u.net/~sherrell/
              
brouhaha records group ltd.
Andreas Schuld
78 Malta Place
Vancouver, B.C.
V5M-4C4
CANADA
(604) 435-9859
brou@istar.ca
www bruha.com/fluoride

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Münchhausen Trilemma

Distinction is made between infinite regresses that are "vicious" and those that are not. One definition given is that a vicious regress is an attempt to solve a problem which re-introduced the same problem in the proposed solution. If one continues along the same lines, the initial problem will recur infinitely and will never be solved. Not all regresses, however, are vicious.

And the Infinite Regress is just one part of Munchhausen's current march through Western Pop-culture.. Civilization for that matter..

An all pervading sadness washed over me today like a million phantom fists appearing from the ether and embedding themselves in my face milisecond by milisecond.. I found out one of my heroes has gone and gotten himself the cancer.. Doesn't seem right that yet another fierce voice of truth from the wild-wilderness starts a downhill slide while elitist demon piglets run amok.. I'm beginning to think, more and more that, Someones version of hell embedded itself in the collective reptillian ante-brain and all the herdlets just line up for the next new technology..  Thus subconsciously perpetuating this pupate of larval shit we call evolution..

I'm nothing special neither.. Usin Double negatives and popping into blogville every spring..

For instance, check out my offerings, I created this frikkin blog 4 goddamn years ago and on average I post, maybe. Maybe twice a year. Once again, I'm here attempting through some wailing banshee-like New Years Resolution to get into some form of structured posting. Hopefully, my newfound needs will chemically alter this habit forming brain of mine and kickstart it toward actually producing some semblance of blog-ance..

Whatever that means..

Let's see if the new shit sticks..

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Self Portrait.. Yesterday..

Yeah, I was tired yesterday, but.. I was able to do a little freehand.. Of myself.. Eh..


I've finally lost enough weight that I can fit my SlinkyTM over my head, neck and shoulders.. And still keep my eyes open..


Says '1950' in the lower left corner there, but, like I said, man, I was frikkin tired....  

know yer Boobies

Who needs subcutaneous chips?

I love this.. We humans and our toys to distract us; such decent, industrious, cooperative animals, comparable to a bee or an ant.. And studied like one too..

Via: Ars Technica

We'd like to think of ourselves as dynamic, unpredictable individuals, but according to new research, that's not the case at all. In a study published in last week's Science, researchers looked at customer location data culled from cellular service providers. By looking at how customers moved around, the authors of the study found that it may be possible to predict human movement patterns and location up to 93 percent of the time. These findings may be useful in multiple fields, including city planning, mobile communication resource management, and anticipating the spread of viruses.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

"Cecil?" the television says...


Cecil sweats an odor that smells of pain.
Those who come near can distinguish between the expressionless game of trite introduction and the masque of blind white desire in the form of life’s most brutal lesson..
We End..
It’s all around all the time.
Can animals see through us? Cecil must know this..
“See through us? What the hell are you sayin?” Cecil queries himself
I mean act? Act out the subconscious desires or feelings we choose to hide underneath a plausible façade..
“Animals? Dude yer talkin crazy. Why not just state the obvious?” Cecil practically yells at himself..
Most of us don’t when it comes to fear, intimidation; we fluster under pressure.. Call it innate that over the years something that scares us we put up mental barricades for..
“So the dogs are acting on some kinda metaphysical, new age physics; some kinda particle consciousness?” Cecil wonders

Why not?
“That’s pretty far out there for us empiricists; Where’s the proof bro?” Asking no one in particular, Cecils’ monologue by the drinking fountain half past the snack machine is noticed by the crazy eye of the only security guard known to pull his gun on small animals on campus…
There is no proof that is the beauty of it..
Our limited perspective keeps us so close to the dark..
This is the night that Cecil will test the theory of entropy..
Forget it all now, Cecil, and pass the little cherry to the sweet tooth..
The cool night calls the subconscious out into the trees.. The campus-forest is deep tonight..
The dew is already forming in its stiff warm branches..

Like someone who is constantly overwrought in explanation yet has nothing to say, Cecil will know what it means to lick inertia’s breast..

Kirby had never eaten toes before....

The Enchanted Garden of Mendeleev.. Otherwise known as the periodic chart… Y’see, Dimitri Mendeleev was playin Solitare one night whilst ruminating and he fell asleep at his desk.. He awoke from a dream and the Russian chemist proceeded to create the Periodic Chart of Elements.. It is odd to think that some of our most amazing discoveries and life changing creations have not come from think tanks or special research groups but, from the subconscious collective pool that we venture to in our sleep.. Amazing, also, that a simple game of suits such as Solitaire had an influence on the creation of the elements that make up the known universe..
I was babbling to myself on the way home from Borders tonight about a possible message for my voice mail.. It goes a little something like this:

“Hey, you’ve reached ____________.. Kindly leave me a message; I’ll get back at you as soon as I can..
(pause)…..
But, don’t be alarmed if ________________ doesn’t get back to you right away; there’s a simple explanation for it.. Y’see, _________, unfortunately or fortunately depending on yer perspective, suffers from an affliction called ‘The Phantom Ring’ When this little gadget screams to be pressed to ____________ ear and hum it’s deadly gigahertz frequency enticing and energizing my water molecules with wild radioactive isotopes, __________ always seems to phase it out.. However conscious or unconscious, the ring goes on and on until the this trusty message logs your call.. It is then that ________________ realizes he has a phone and calls you back.. Please don’t take this personally as it is by no fault of his own that he’s developed this defense mechanism in this age of sensory numbing gadgetry.. He honestly loves you all and will get back to you just as soon as he realizes his dilemma.. P.S. _____________ is a Third Person…”

A little overwrought I know, but, truthful none the less..
Death to all Synthetic corporate insects..
Believe in Auras and find yer Mandala in yer local coffee house waste basket..
And someone please give me my Haloperidal since I’m third force now..
I feel the curse coming on…
Party…

Friday, February 12, 2010

Jesus Christ Pose...

There are a series of ads on Craig's List down here in the Valley of Bling that tout borderline minimum wage-like working conditions (aka third-world-sweatshops) that offer you nothing for everything you've ever learned... Yes, they want it all for 4 pennies a day.. Check it out:

..here's a typical ad -

Customer Service/Admin/web site support (Mesa)


Date: 2010-02-02, 10:02AM MST
Reply to:********




This position pays $11.50 to start and you must have ALL job skills and education as listed below and be willing to preform all listed duties to be considered (no exceptions). If you/your skills are a match for this position, email a resume to apply.

This position is for Admin/Customer Service support in a fast paced home warranty company located in Mesa at Alma School and Baseline. We manage and service homeowners repair needs per a contract. When customers need repairs at their home, they call us. We then dispatch the service request to contractors in our service network. For more information about the company, go to 
www.americanhomeguardian.com.

Duties include:
Taking and entering home warranty orders in our client data base, dispatching service requests, answering customer questions when they call, bulk mailing, filing, picking up office supplies, making nightly deposits at the bank, faxing, copying, updating web site, and other general administrative tasks as assigned.

Job Skills and Requirements:
STRONG WRITTEN ENGLISH SKILLS ARE A MUST! GOOD SPELLING AND PROOF READING SKILLS ARE REQUIRED.

************* MUST BE ABLE TO UPDATE WEB SITE AND CREATE NEW WEB PAGES/SITES FROM SCRATCH USING DREAMWEAVER************

Must type proficiently

Quick learner

Excellent knowledge of word, excel, email and general PC skills are mandatory.

Must be reliable and trustworthy.

Must have excellent customer service skills and a desire to help people.

Excellent attention to details.

If a customer has a complaint or issue of any kind, you must remain calm and rational at all times.

This job does require “thick skin” and a positive attitude.

***** MUST BE WILLING TO SIGN AN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT THAT REQUIRES A MINIMUM OF 1 YEAR OF EMPLOYMENT****

Work Hours:

8:00 to 3:00 Monday – Friday and one Saturday per month from 9:00 to 4:00. In the summer months (May – September) The required work hours will be 7:30 to 4:30.

Reliable transportation is required to get you to work everyday on time.

Physical Requirements:

Must be able to sit at a desk in front of a computer and on the phone for the majority of the day.
Lift about 20-30 lbs (paper boxes).


Education Requirement:
High School Diploma + some college is the minimum.

  • Location: Mesa
  • Compensation: $10.50 to start. Increase Available after 90 days.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1582428012

..And here's Momo and I's reply..

To Whom It May Concern:

In reading your Craigslist advertisement (I've copied it below) for the position of Customer Service/Admin/Website Support/Receptionist/Shipping Specialist/Courier/Data Entry Professional/Thick-Skinned Literary Master with Superior Business Correspondence and Inter-/Intrapersonal Skills at your Mesa location, I found myself wondering how best to reply.

Thing is, I was so excited by your ad...I started to cry.  My Grandma, with whom I've lived for the last two and a half years due to the brutal effects of the current economic breakdown and pending total social collapse - which has left me completely bereft and destitute - bolted into the garage to see what was the matter.  (Gran's garage is where I sleep at present, as her unit senior living facility has only one bedroom, and since I cannot afford a bed anyway, it works out okay, 'cause I just sleep on Dad's old creeper...he always kept the wheels well-oiled, or rather he did before he exited to the next life after a massive heart attack...old Doc Warren never said it outright, but he implied it may've been brought on by the stress of having been released from his employ in two-thousand-ought-six after 32 years of faithful service; corporate downsizing, the company called it, 'cept as it turned out, his former employer ended up moving Dad's old department to China and giving his job (well, a job whose description matched Dad's old position to a "T", anyway) to a 14 year-old hill-kid from the Nan mountain range who had learned the bulk of his English from an incomplete set of scratchy Berlitz records left behind the village privy by a tourist and erstwhile do-gooder sometime in the mid-1970s.)

"Grammyma!" I exclaimed, "Just look at this ad!  I've found the perfect job!  The requirements encompass every single thing I've ever done at ANY job over the last 27 years!  And, while I'm exercising all the skills I've ever learned, they'll pay me the princely sum of $11.50 per hour to start (or is it $10.50 with a potential increase after 90 days?)  Heck, I don't care.  I'm still all aglow! AND...brace yourself, Grandma...I'll get to give up one Saturday a month, too!"

"That's wonderful, honey," Gran said, "But...why are you crying?"

Wiping crystalline snot from my upper lip, I replied, "Well, Grandma, you know how I've always had a predilection for pain?"

"Yes..."

"...and, I've always been obsessed with bondage, humiliation and discipline, and how I've desperately longed to be a slave-driven minion?"

"Of course, honey.  Like father, like son!  Why, I remember it like it was yesterday, you were just a little tyke, we were late for church and your poor Mother was frantic! just frantic! looking everywhere for you, and what do you know?  There you were, back of the shed, using that frayed old toaster cord as a flagrum, rhythmically attacking the soles of your tiny feet..."

"Well, anyway, this...this amazing once-in-a-lifetime opportunity I found on Craigslist will allow me not only to exercise every last one of my skills and experience every minute of every eight to twelve hours of every day I'm there...but...get this, Gran:  They're demanding that I sign a contract wherein I virtually give over my very body, heart and soul, for ONE...WHOLE...YEAR!  I mean, gee, do you think they might let me wear my ball-gag and zippered mask to the office?  If I'm very, very good, I mean?"

"Well, perhaps, dear...but doesn't this whole thing smack of indentured servitude?  And, while indentured slaves were part of the social landscape of the 1600's, and even after the Revolution, didn't they eventually go out of vogue in favor of the full-fledged enslavement of Africans unlucky enough to have survived that rough passage to the Americas, packed against their will into the bowels of the filthy slaveships like so many dusky sardines?  And, as best I can recall, wasn't slavery itself abolished by writ of the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution?"

"Well, I don't know all that much about the, ah, const...cotit...caaaah...umm...coxstahoobie?..,"

"It's called the 'Constitution of the United States,' dear."

"...yeah, that thing, whatever..."

"...well, anyway, sweetheart, Grammy's pretty sure that most states in this once-great country of ours are still Employment At-Will states, aren't they?  Even this denizen of conservative clout, the land of the Eternal Fox News Watcher, the State of Arizona?  And, doesn't that mean that, in the absence of a mutually agreed-upon, signed and witnessed legal document (let's call it a "contract," for the sake of brevity) employers generally may fire employees for any reasons, no reasons and even unfair reasons, so long as they are not illegal reasons, and, employees also have the right to quit a job for any or no reason at any time?  Of course, if you want to sign a contract for one year, for and $11.50 per hour (or was that $10.50?  I have to agree, that ad is somewhat confusing...).  Anyway, honey," she said, smoothing out her housecoat, "you're a grown man, and it's up to you.  Times are tough, no doubt about it, but if it were me, I guess I wouldn't sign my life away like that for anything other than to defend my kith, kin and country in a time of real war against real enemies..."

"...whaaaaaaa????"

"That's okay dear.  Maybe the family should have gone the home-school route and foregone that silly public education, hmm?"

"Yeah.  Hey, maybe they've got a dungeon in the basement, huh?"

"Yes, honey.  That sounds very nice."

Sincerely,

Clyde Lee Demure

P.S. to Potential Employer:  Best wishes finding your Ideal Employee!

It just needed to be done, damnit!.. 

Give a hoot, Don't pollute! Help keep Americaaaaa from corporate greeeeeeeeed....

Loyalty, Fealty, Allegiance..



Hello, I’m drew karpashyn.. Oh, did I misspell my name? Damn! Well, that’s not even my name anyway.. As you can see I didn’t even capitalize it either.. And No, I do not like E.E. Cummings (personally, myself and I don't understand poetry and think that he SHOULD have capitalize his damn name!) It’s just some nom-de-Plume, pseudonym, alias I’ve taken on to write Star Wars drivel, babble, blather for comicon clowns, jesters, lark abouts like Derrick and Scott and Bill and Freddy etc., et.al., all of the above!! Did I happen to express my vehemence, hatred, animosity for derrick? He’s a complete asshole for marketing me without my permission, allowance and consent.. His fealty, allegiance and loyalty is misshapen and fledgling at best… Not to mention sycophantic, leeching and suckling.. Anyway, this is my introduction to pincerspike.blogspot.com for Shawn Korhel.. He wrote to me and asked me if I’d sport 78 adjectives, descriptors and words (if you will) for a blogpost to his blog and all things blog..

First, initially, at the outset, I’d like to comment, remark upon and provide an analysis of Shawn Korhel’s recent reading of my Masterwork, Darth Bane: Path of Destruction. S.K. initiated, began and started this reading shortly after the dawn, beginning and commencement of this Earth Year, CE Two-Thousand-and-Ten. The reading, which started as.. Oh wait, my wife, my spouse, my betrothed beckons I must sift cats dung, refuse, droppings, spoor from his latrine, asshouse, shitbox..

To be continued, redressed, started again at a later date..

Is that a _______, in his pocket, or is Dick Cheney really happy to see you?


Take this photo, for instance..

Study it; not that I have, but..

Do you see an extra-ordinary enormity in the nether regions of this demon? I guess you'd have to be blind, in complete denial, a prude or just plain subsumed in narcissistic joy not to see it.. Notice the little girl right beneath this ephemeral artery sucking monster almost eclipsed by the ice cream man (giving Cheney such mirth I wonder what's really going on in that horn he calls his head).. Everything about this photo scares me..

I realize that this photo is old news but, in happening upon it again whilst doing a google search on 'Dick Cheney Still Loves Children' or 'What heart is Dick Cheney feeding on today' or maybe the ever popular 'Dick Cheney's just wants to kill' (if only for the sole reason of creating new and unique search phrases revolving around Dick's evil foul putrid blemish in this existence that will forever remain in Googles Key-Words logs..) I realized something..

All those months ago buried deep in a really good horror story by one of my favorite authors, I wondered if there truly were Demons.. I'm not a religious type by any means but, when Shirley wrote of them in his novel Demons (and accurately described this existence in 'A View From Hell')it made me think, he's got the description so keyed in I can actually see one of these things.. Scared me for a bit.. And, no, I actually wasn't visualizing Cheney..

Now, the photo above kinda confirms it..

And this omen, I mean photo, should've had the caption -



After this picture was taken, in a feverishly odd chain of events comprised of utter death and destruction, each bumper car driver was killed, maimed, used as fertilizer, heavily drugged and then killed or simply irradiated..

Demons, heh.. They're real.. Consider yourself warned..

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Gov'nah!?

Jesse Ventura is fightin for balanced perspective in the land of the myopic cochlea..

Birdman's Cigmouth..

I recently quit smoking.. Cold turkey.. Surprisingly, it hasn't been that bad.. I'm still able to commingle with avid smokers in my midst (certain family members and friends) and not opt for activation on that infantile urge to suck fostered by hand-eye coordination and habit.. Evil habit. It preys on the softshell mind of the little race of beings currently residing on this planet... Slowly they have strangers enter their land with gifts of candy and artificial playgrounds..

So I'm watching this movie yesterday while wrapping presents.. Best goddamn present wrapping job I've ever done mind you, and this Xmas doesn't even feel like Christmas.. Weird.. So I'm wrapping and watching The Birdman from Alcatraz, 1962 with Burt as Stroud and John behind the camera and I couldn't help but notice how everyone smoked.. I was literally waiting for the frikkin Canaries to light up?! Not really and my apologies for the cheese.. As I'm sitting their pondering the general acceptance of smoke and the general nicotine-rape-of-the-meninges, I remembered certain ads from back then that assayed my sudden discombobulation:

hahahah seriously.. Looking at these Ads reminds me of how blatant corporations were with lies and more lies.. And we happily conformed.. What a primitive bunch we were back then..

Wait a minute..

Friday, April 10, 2009

Digital Art

Skin Cellular..



X-ray Love..

Mental Urban Innards

Mr. Tonnies couldn't have put it better than describing Miru Kim as 'a refugee from a Steve Erickson novel' when describing her urban archaeology in exploring the underworlds of major cities.. She photographs herself in the nude in rare city guts where dirty creatures from some long lost mythos only dwell and feed. The result is a haunting chronicle of abandonment; I'm in awe of this woman as well...



(Soulshake to Mac Tonnies)

Water from Styx..


In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Box Nineyes..

I thought I’d follow up my Jim-Earl post with something equally disturbing. Jim-Earl, although severely repressed and maniacally abnormal for a domesticated feline, made the experience of writing a small bio about himself even more upsetting by holding me at gunpoint while writing it.. He allowed me short shrift in actual truth to his endeavors and plans for the future of humankind..

I’ll have more about that when he lets me back into the house..

Something that has always interested me and that I’ve found to be surprising is the fact that certain elements of social engineering and mind control stay hidden for such long periods of time. Often times never being revealed unless some curious researcher takes an unorthodox amount of time in an activity that is almost laughed at in this digital age.

Research. In a Library no less. A big silent hulking behemoth of dead words..

Take Dr. Ewen Cameron for instance; introduction, courtesy of Wikipedia:

Born in Bridge of Allan in 1901, a Scottish-American psychiatrist he graduated from the University of Glasgow in 1924.

Cameron was the author of the psychic driving concept which the CIA found particularly interesting. In it he described his theory on correcting madness, which consisted of erasing existing memories and rebuilding the psyche completely. After being recruited by the CIA, he commuted to Montreal every week to work at the Allan Memorial Institute of the McGill University, and was paid $69,000 from 1957 to 1964 to carry out MKULTRA experiments there. The CIA appears to have given him the potentially deadly experiments to carry out, as they would be tried on non-US citizens. However, documents released in 1977 revealed that thousands of unwitting, as well as voluntary subjects were tested on during that time period. These subjects included United States citizens.[citation needed]

In addition to LSD, Cameron also experimented with various paralytic drugs, as well as electroconvulsive therapy at 30 to 40 times the normal power. His "driving" experiments consisted of putting subjects into drug-induced coma for months on end (up to three in one case) while playing tape loops of noise or simple repetitive statements. His experiments were typically carried out on patients who had entered the institute for minor problems such as anxiety disorders and post-partum depression, many of whom suffered permanently from his actions. His work in this field was inspired and paralleled by the British psychiatrist Dr William Sargant who carried out virtually identical experiments at St Thomas' Hospital, London and Belmont Hospital, Surrey, also without his patients' consent.

It was during this era that Cameron became known worldwide, serving as the second President of the World Psychiatric Association, as well as president of the AmericanNuremberg medical tribunal a decade earlier, where he accused German medics of things he himself did between 1934 - 1960 or later, though his scientific work during World War II for the OSS has never been a secret. and Canadian psychiatric associations. He was also a member of the

How does an individual like this gain the reputable presidential seat in the World Psychiatric Association after practically lobotomizing his patients (some not even considered insane under thorough examination) through atrocious and often times abominable torture?

Could it be that the very funds [CIA] that aided him in his Manchurian candidate experiments needed to be funneled into a future that would provide a redeemable back story for this demon? Just in case some paranoid tried to convince the public that shit like this actually goes on all the time behind the saturated entrained scenes of the idiot-eye staredown with the bumbling all-consuming masses?

It all comes down to weapons.. Weapons that only have one function – to kill.. And all the tools used to create those weapons have to be put away nicely; sometimes hidden from prying eyes under the guise of shining careers in un-provable sciences.

Bottom line, Ewen Cameron was yet another tool in the black ops possession. Lured by money to create programmed assassins that could have certain memories erased on cue through drugs, hypnosis or some other mechanism after they’d pulled the gun, fled and been captured.

“Wha? I heard voices. It was the birds that told me to do it..”

His politically corrected term ‘differential amnesia’ became the fascination behind the brutal experimentation on innocent people with the sought after goal of being able to eradicate memory through chemical or biological means.

I guess what’s so disturbing is the fact that these ‘patients’ (patience my pets) were sometimes committed to this experimentation due to something as common as a migraine?!?!

The patient, kept isolated in what was referred to as a ‘sleep’ room and administered a combination of drugs and elecrtroshock therapy (sometimes extraordinarily high – normal 110 volts, our buddy Cameron used upwards of 150 volts for more than a second) sometimes twice a day. The drug regimen a ‘sleep cocktail’ consisting of Thorazine, Nembutal, Seconal, Veronal, and Phenergan. The subject would be awakened several times a day for the electroconvulsive therapy. The treatment lasting sometimes up to a month maybe two..

Cameron’s treatment was successful based on three stages. The first stage, much memory loss but still the knowledge that they were a subject for migraines in a clinic with doctors and orderlies and good little nurses. The second stage, what Cameron called ‘space-time image’, the complete loss of knowledge of where and why the subject was even admitted. Imagine waking up in a hospital bed and not knowing why or how you got there and no one giving you any information (because that was conditional to the ‘treatment’). The third and finally stage to this nightmarish Kafkaesque environment was complete amnesia..

The subject has been Depatterned.. I guess migraines aren’t gonna be an issue any more?

These Reichish internment camp methods actually took place by an eventually reputed doctor of psychiatry? Upholding his Hippocratic oath under the commited patriotic bent of national security. I fight the urge to expel psychotic laughter in this coffee house.

Robert Jay Lifton terms it ‘Doubling’ implying that such a doctor holds two different, often completely contradictory, points of view simulataneoulsy: one, in which the physician feels he is upholding his Hippocratic oath ‘to do no harm’ and the second in which he commits acts of unquestionable brutality in the name of the State, or the greater good, or whatever justification is fashionable at the time. It is tantamount to having two personalities, two categories in which to pigeonhole the various opinions, feelings and strategies necessary to support them.

Reality, by current scientific standards, may be a conscious created illusion but I fear that the stronger psyche is the psychotic one in this dimension as this is only one of many cases of this type of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest “Ooperation” game play. The McMurphy’s of this nightmarescape are all headed in the slotted direction using free-will as if it were a bad hand in a poker game.. Hey wait a minute, I’ve seen all this before??..

Once upon a time with a card table in a ward on the hill..